posted by marc at 3:50 PM
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
About Me
- Name: marc
- Location: Sherman Oaks, California, United States
When I was an English major, I used to want to be an English professor just so I could teach a class at a university about why Charles Dickens sucked so much ass. I laugh at my own jokes because they're funnier than your jokes. I've never owned a trucker hat. I know how to fix most things. I can make a gourmet meal out of damn near anything. I own a bowling pin salvaged from the Hollywood Star Lanes on the closing night and autographed by the owner. I have a blue robe with my name embroidered on it. I own a tuxedo. I have a big black leather chair that I like to sit in. I like to say things that make people uncomfortable (like the back seat of a volkswagen). I am the best driver in the world. I can do fancy zippo tricks. I'm not original. I don't like people that think that they are. Hmmmmm, oh yeah, the anechoic nebula rotating in my brain is persuading me contritely to persist.
Previous Posts
- Part IV (The Index Fossil)
- I didn't know my sister liked the right wing. I'm ...
- People should really just accept everything I say ...
- It's not the INS that makes me run for the border.
- I won't say I told you so, but I will make the face.
- Voting and you.
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